Willy lives here.

Author: geezer
WINSTON: Charles, why have we got this cage?

CHARLIE: Er, for security.

WINSTON: That’s right, for security. So tell me, Charles, what’s the point in having it if we don’t fucking use it?

CHARLIE: Well, because it’s Willy and Willy lives here.

WINSTON: Yes Charlie, but you didn’t know it was Willy, did you?

WILLY: Chill, Winston, it’s me and Charlie can see it’s me, so what’s the problem?

WINSTON: The problem is, Willy, that Charlie and yourself are not the quickest of cats in the alley at the best of times, so just do as I say and keep the fucking cage locked.

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